The South Has Risen, Again!
ABC News national correspondent Carole Simpson has joined the chorus on the hysterical left in trying to portray red America's vote for Bush as a throwback to the Confederacy.
(Hat Tip: Glenn)
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Note to Carole: Chill! Look, let us be the first to tell you... A few years ago we dealt with this slavery problem. A coalition of abolitionist parties formed, named themselves "Democrats", nominated a tall bearded guy called Abe, and went to war with the rebellious slave-holding Republican south.
Oh wait.. Nevermind. Well whatever, it was the slave-holding Democratic south; same difference.
Point is, red America is now on the side of Abe's (grand and old) party, while the northeast and the west coast have apparently forgiven the slave-holding traditions of the Democratic party. It's win-win!
Carole dedicated most of her time on the panel to telling the audience how stupid the kids she meets at high schools around the country are, how scary the red states are, and how uninformed most Americans are in general. It was sad, yet funny, a little boring, but alas, in Real Media format... So you'll have to go view it here.
(Hat Tip: Glenn)
We apologize for the poor audio syncing in this video. We're working on the problem for future posts.
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Note to Carole: Chill! Look, let us be the first to tell you... A few years ago we dealt with this slavery problem. A coalition of abolitionist parties formed, named themselves "Democrats", nominated a tall bearded guy called Abe, and went to war with the rebellious slave-holding Republican south.
Oh wait.. Nevermind. Well whatever, it was the slave-holding Democratic south; same difference.
Point is, red America is now on the side of Abe's (grand and old) party, while the northeast and the west coast have apparently forgiven the slave-holding traditions of the Democratic party. It's win-win!
Carole dedicated most of her time on the panel to telling the audience how stupid the kids she meets at high schools around the country are, how scary the red states are, and how uninformed most Americans are in general. It was sad, yet funny, a little boring, but alas, in Real Media format... So you'll have to go view it here.
