KRISTOL LIED!!!

Calling those people who disagree with you "liars" is... Sigh.. We don't have enough energy to devote to someone as silly as Susan Estrich. Just watch the above clip.

As for last night: It's our opinion that it was a draw. No, not the debate.. The post-debate analysis. We just can't decide if DJ Drummond (of Polipundit.com) or Jeff Goldstein won.

Jeff Goldstein:

Dick Cheney smokes imported cigars, drinks double Scotch neat from a chunky tumbler, and talks to his friends about dames and gams and stock options. John Edwards wants to be a fireman when he grows up. Bless his li’l heart.

DJ Drummond:

Will the family of a Veep wannabe, dark suit, dark hair, Dark Side, license # I-S-U-E-U, please come and claim the carcass?

Your junior lawyer has been trampled, pummeled, thumped, whupped, sliced, diced, julienned, fried, pureed, laughed out of the county, and has dismayed fellow slimebags across the nation.

You may claim the remains, collected in a large number of small baggies, at the Breck™ booth.

The Daily Recycler probably won't be updating again today. The good looking half of The Recycler has a birthday today, and the scruffy half needs to go pick up a gift and make some dinner reservations.

If someone you know is having a birthday soon, why not pick them out a gift ahead of time.. Our advertisers might be a good place to start shopping!

Some George W. Bush playing cards, perhaps? Or maybe a free copy of Ann Coulter's new book? A great many of our readers have already stopped by Life, Liberty, Etc to pick up some conservative schwag - you should too!

We picked up a magnetic Bush/Cheney bumper sticker from the guys at gwmagnets.com so that we could remove the sticker when we've parked in a Democrat neighborhood (they like to key cars, ya know)

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