Roll Over Gene Simmons
Are we the only ones to have noticed how often John Kerry pushes his tongue out of his mouth when he speaks? Not that there's anything wrong with that.
We were watching a recording of Kerry's appearance on Letterman and actually found ourselves distracted by the constant flicking and probing of the senator's red yahzik.
We eventually decided to take a few screenshots and post them up. Trying to take screenshots at first was like a game of whack-a-mole. But after a while there was a certain zen to it all -- we could feel when it was going to appear.
We were busy. Ninety-four times it popped out! And that's not counting the rebound-wags, tooth-probes, lip-diggers, half-rollers, split-flips, or even any biting-curls! An animated gif would have been too big, so we put together this instead... (Don't get confused! That actually is his tongue, not his bottom lip.)
We were watching a recording of Kerry's appearance on Letterman and actually found ourselves distracted by the constant flicking and probing of the senator's red yahzik.
We eventually decided to take a few screenshots and post them up. Trying to take screenshots at first was like a game of whack-a-mole. But after a while there was a certain zen to it all -- we could feel when it was going to appear.
We were busy. Ninety-four times it popped out! And that's not counting the rebound-wags, tooth-probes, lip-diggers, half-rollers, split-flips, or even any biting-curls! An animated gif would have been too big, so we put together this instead... (Don't get confused! That actually is his tongue, not his bottom lip.)
29 Comments:
It is no mystery why Teresa keeps him around.
Good old pot-licker Kerry, your average all-american boy, has trouble remembering what he said yesterday, but comes up with nothing new every day.
By Anonymous, at 6:30 AM
I wonder if his lips are really chapped... gross!
By Anonymous, at 6:21 PM
Snakes do that alot, don't they....any connection?
By Anonymous, at 9:19 PM
Curious how, instead of devoting time to coming up with valid and concise reasons to make fun of Kerry, you focus on his tongue, and the apparent excessive protrusion of it. How much criticism of Bush's small and insignificant idiosyncrasies would you be able to take before crying "foul", or even a polite "hey now!"?
Just food for your own thought.
By Anonymous, at 2:01 AM
Yeah, because Democrats have room to talk about people whining over every little thing. Trust me. This is nothing compared to your antics.
By Anonymous, at 10:34 AM
nothing compared to the "chimp video" on dnc site.
By Anonymous, at 6:33 PM
I am not a medical doctor, but I have heard of a phenomenon called "tardive diskenesia" which is a side effect of certain powerful psychoactive medications. One of the most visible and disturbing signs of this condition is uncontrolled motion of the tongue, sticking it out of the mouth. There have been some speculations in the blogosphere that Kerry may suffer from psychological "injuries" from his Vietnam days. Some have wondered whether he may be on meds.
This is a wild speculation. It would be interesting to see the inside of Kerry's medical file, but I suppose that there is no chance that will be released.
Probably he just had dry lips that night.
By Anonymous, at 7:41 PM
Make that "tardive dyskinesia"
Here is a weblink
http://www.ninds.nih.gov/health_and_medical/disorders/tardive_doc.htm
By Anonymous, at 7:44 PM
I'm a pharmacist. It's actually extrapyramidal side effects. I only wish it was TD. It looks like he's on some good old fashion Haldol. With his money (or wait, maybe his wife's money) he could afford better drugs like Serroquel. Then he could get his pal John Edwards, the ambulance chaser, to join all of the whack-job lawsuits over "If you have taken Serroquel and developed diabetes, lack of a fricking brain, etc. call 1-800-I-IS-DUMB". I bet Theresa doesn't spring for Viagra either; have you seen the look on her face when he grabs her? It's like a 3 year old taking cough syrup. Just close your eyes and it will all be over soon. That's one lady who cringed when Cialis came out.
4 hours? Oh my gosh. J.G. RPh in Oklahoma
By Anonymous, at 10:41 PM
hehehe..
well, if you're an anonymous pharmacist, then I'm a Psychologist.
The entire bush camp is insane.
http://home.earthlink.net/~houval/gopconstrm.mov
clicky.. ;-)
By Anonymous, at 10:52 AM
I don't appreciate you posting a url to a video clip that repeats single words taken COMPLETELY out of context, to make it's own definition. It was very poorly done, not at all convincing, and overall idiotic.
By Anonymous, at 6:32 PM
RPh JG again
It looks like the inmates are running the asylm mr. "Psychologist". Isn't it almost time for group. Mr. Edwards will file a lawsuit for you too; don't be envyous. Acknowledgment is a great form of flattery. Your welcome. I wish syphillis upon you, or wait, maybe you already have it. Have you had your brain checked for lesions? I'm afraid you are terminal. I would rather have syphillis than have the horrible liberalism disease. Unfortunately, you seem to maybe have both.
By Anonymous, at 10:20 PM
democrats and republicans both suck.
prove me wrong.
www.thebumpersticker.com
vote libertarian
By Anonymous, at 11:01 PM
the 2 party system is a farce.
vote libertarian or you will be voting for the kerry/bush skul and bones party.
www.thebumpersticker.com
By Anonymous, at 11:05 PM
You know, people *do* use their tongues when they have something to say. How many times did Bush "push his tongue out of his mouth?"
(I'm sure it was there every time he mentioned Poland, and the one time he mentioned Bin Laden, so that's at least three)
I would guess you spent at least a good three hours on this, getting those screenshots, re-sizing them, all for what is really, well, kinda gross. Well done and entertaining yet creepy in an "I'm trying to kill this slug one grain of salt at a time" sort of way.
Will you be doing a similar one showing every time the President looks like he's spitting out birdseed?
By Anonymous, at 11:23 PM
JG - Stop it! You guys are killin' me! L&L&L&L
I've seen better faces on a clock. Maybe that’s his cuckoo.
Could it be he just wants to prove there is something holding his ears apart?
~Ann Chovie
By Anonymous, at 12:24 AM
Well you just guaranteed Kerry the womens vote.
They all secretly voted for Clinton because of his sexual prowess.
Viagra was aimed directly at the ED republican male market.
By Anonymous, at 2:21 PM
A bill that criminalizes "sexist and homophobic" remarks was approved by the French government, despite criticism from groups noting that insulting women would still be legal. That must be why anonymous poster @ 2:21 PM & Kerry share such an affinity for the French.
Speaking of which --- wouldn't Kerry look simply stunning dressed in a French Maid’s outfit, clutching a toy poodle and lip-tonguing Over the Rainbow to an old Judy Garland 78rpm?
He paid how much for that hot bike without a saddle???
~Ann Chovie
By Anonymous, at 10:04 PM
Did you say Kerry in a french maid uniform and holding a toy poodle? Well here you go.
If his face looks a little off-color, he was tanning for the next debate.
www.adamshouseoflove.com
As for all of you Kerry-loving democrats, there's probably enough Bush out there making fun of him already. He does look like a monkey. But come up with something creative enough and maybe I'll tack his face on a 5 minute photoshop creation to even out my page a bit.
By Anonymous, at 3:30 PM
Are you suggesting that John Kerry madly pumping an $8.000.00 saddle-less Serotta Ottrott failed to paint a visual image??? Oy.
~Ann Chovie
By Anonymous, at 1:22 PM
Nice to see the closeted gay Republicans here are spending more time focusing on Kerry's tongue than on the issues. What can one say? To each his own, thanks for sharing. Let's be glad you Rep gayboys aren't staring at anybody's crotch. Well, not yet.
LOL -- Repubs hate gay marriage-- they know it dont work first hand!
By Anonymous, at 5:40 AM
Has anyone noticed that John Edwards also has an active tongue? It does not protrude from between his lips but it can be seen twirling around prominently... mostly on the left side of his mouth. These guys are meant for each other.
By Anonymous, at 3:28 PM
Uhhh intresting but scary and weird looking. WTF was he doing!! Did he look at a chick and thought she was hot so he tired to get her to like him!!?? Wat a dumbass.
By Anonymous, at 2:02 PM
the site "http://home.earthlink.net/~houval/gopconstrm.mov" was not posted out of context... repetitive tongue motions are nothing compared to what you will see at that site... it is easier to brainwash the masses by repeating words than to use obscure tongue motions, i dont think youve caught kerry yet.
By Anonymous, at 7:05 PM
>http://home.earthlink.net/~houval/gopconstrm.mov
here's a working link:
http://www.freespeeches.net/wp/index.php/index.php?p=54
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